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Cheap TP Killed My Sex Life


Say what now!? No, but seriously. I told y'all, I'm grown AF and we will speak on things that are TMI. 😬 🙊 Welcome to life after dirty thirty, bishes! So, uh, buckle up. Mmmkay?

I thought it was PCOS changing my PH balance or something...
I  thought it was the heat (it's been hot AF in NYC 🌞) ...
I thought, whoa, maybe my sugar is crazy high...
I changed soaps 3 times...
I started drinking more water...


It could honestly be a specific combo of all of these things, but the main culprit is the cheap toilet paper I use (was using!). I've been off toilet paper for about a week now. That's right, my bougie vajayjay hasn't seen TP in an entire week. I've been using feminine wipes, and not just any feminine wipes! They have to be perfume free. Sans fragrance and harsh chemicals. Thank You GoodWipes + UpandUp. I prefer GoodWipes, and I'm actually recommending that brand. {Hey, I'm not crunchy enough yet to make my own dang wipes, but y'all I was seriously getting close 😓}


So, how exactly did it kill your sex life if it's only been a week Jae? Because I had been letting it go on for months. 👎😑 I seriously chucked it up to hormonal changes due to PCOS, because it was happening once or twice a month. The irritation was getting worse. I was Googling my butt off to try and figure out what could be going on. The last late night research told the tale of a woman with similar discomfort, then she went home to Europe and would be fine. She came back to the US, and the same irritation. The culprit? Her toilet paper! In Europe she was using unbleached toilet paper and her hoo-hah was fine. 😌🙌


I ditched the cheap stuff and BOOM! We have sexual relations lift off 🚀🚀🚀 I have been researching what brand is cost effective for unbleached toilet paper. I think I'm going to go with Seventh Generation Natural Unbleached. To be honest, I'm afraid to even come off the wipes 😥 I've been trying to get a handle of the irritation for the better part of a week with creams and PH balance wash. But you know what? In the end good ole COCONUT OIL finally cleared it up! Is there anything coconut oil seriously can't do?



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